Reading through the Blago indictment is an exercise is how far you can stretch your own incredulity. Page after page, your mouth widens, until at the end you really, truly, can’t believe what you just read. Yet there it all is. You could read it again if you wanted. But you don’t want to.

You know what it takes to be the subject of a PDF like this one? Brass. Balls.

(Also, incredible stupidity.)