"Now the UFL has unveiled its new logo, a blue and green shield with a football enjoined with a star. Yep. Definitely a football and a star. Well, maybe if I squint a little and use my imagination, I can see a clam eating a starfish. But definitely not anything else. Nosirree. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch this unrelated video loop of pistons churning, trains entering tunnels, and Georgia O’Keeffe paintings."
