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Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are some really likeable, smart, and mature qualities here. But what bugs me about this list (and perhaps some women as well) are the glaring inconsistencies about it. Some are even listed in juxtaposition - it’s too easy!
This list is awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as the description in the post says, “print this bad boy out, tack it to your refrigerator, and use it as a constant reminder of what you deserve!” Really. Do that. And as you’re reading it and making sure that no guy you date has any of the flaws listed on this compilation — stuff like “smokes pot” and “watches too much ESPN” or “wears plaid well” — don’t at all notice the silliness here:
45. …will love me for me—faults, imperfections and all—and love me all the more for them.
Ah! Your fridge! It’s covered with hypocrisy!
Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...
Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”
scrape my brain out
Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?
awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...
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63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.
There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…
Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...
i like short guys. who the fuck cares?
I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,
Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...
Can I have both?
leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...
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Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...