100 Boyfriend Qualities | The Frisky

peterwknox:

Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are some really likeable, smart, and mature qualities here. But what bugs me about this list (and perhaps some women as well) are the glaring inconsistencies about it. Some are even listed in juxtaposition - it’s too easy!

This list is awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as the description in the post says, “print this bad boy out, tack it to your refrigerator, and use it as a constant reminder of what you deserve!” Really. Do that. And as you’re reading it and making sure that no guy you date has any of the flaws listed on this compilation — stuff like “smokes pot” and “watches too much ESPN” or “wears plaid well” — don’t at all notice the silliness here:

45. …will love me for me—faults, imperfections and all—and love me all the more for them.

Ah! Your fridge! It’s covered with hypocrisy!

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  1. skanee reblogged this from jessicachu
  2. tumblndice reblogged this from nicepants and added:
    Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...
  3. coolerthanthat reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”
  4. nicepants reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    scrape my brain out
  5. dianeli reblogged this from jessicachu
  6. tikayiyay reblogged this from carmenmariah
  7. shaunbwilson reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?
  8. hellofriend reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...
  9. teenageaunt reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...
  10. carmenmariah reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...
  11. everythingbut reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...
  12. squirrelly reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.
  13. cr0wth reblogged this from thesophie and added:
    There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…
  14. moamy reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...
  15. dazzlingdelta reblogged this from mustanghalle and added:
    i like short guys. who the fuck cares?
  16. thesophie reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,
  17. lizlet reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:
    Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...
  18. mdfsmash reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Can I have both?
  19. pleaseshowmehowtolive reblogged this from peterwknox
  20. peterwknox reblogged this from jesssica and added:
    leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...
  21. mustanghalle reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...
  22. awkwardcity reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...
  23. bryanboova reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...
  24. sarahchristine reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get
  25. beautifulyou reblogged this from jessicachu
  26. jessicachu reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...
  27. debacle reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
    these. But I honestly do not think a single man exists out there with all...these...
  28. jesssica reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
    robot-heart:snickerdoodle These are
  29. jilllian reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    “perfect” man and expect him to land on your doorstep. Yes, we all, men and women both, make our little lists of desired...
  30. katieschenk reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...
  31. catnoises reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...
  32. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:
    As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...
  33. oooohindiekid reblogged this from ryanluce and added:
    Yes, but take into account who’s actually writing that shit. We all know the “writers” at The Frisky are a bunch of vain...
  34. robot-heart reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    snickerdoodle For Kellen:...Although the whole thing is pretty good.
  35. daysgobye reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    #6!!! Thanks ex-boyfriend for getting high before our dates…
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