Tonight’s best Mad Men lines, compiled while fighting back the usual urge to just transcribe the whole damn show:
— “I wouldn’t expect him to be anything other than what he is.”
— “Well, I think it’s nice to hear the story of … relatively young love.”
— “I’ll tell you the same thing I told my daughter: If you put a penny in a jar for every time you make love in the first year of marriage, and take a penny out for every time in the second year, you know what you’ll have? A jar full of pennies.”
— “No one will tell you this, but you can’t be a man. Don’t even try. Be a woman. It’s powerful business when done correctly.”
— “It will shock you how much it never happened.”
Addendum: “This is America. Pick a job and then become the person who does it.”
