Sparks Red: 8%
(via beerandpork)
YES. I am a huge fan of Sparks, always taking the Black 7% over the Orange 6%, but oh to have 8% and Red.
No no no no no no no.
Sparks will be the death of us all. In the future they will drink 10 percent Sparks, and their lifespans will be 24 years.