Zodiac Motherfucker is my favorite internet commenter anywhere
AVC: What’s your message for people who won’t dare to try them?
ZMF: MY MESSAGE IS QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND MAN THE FUCK UP. YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES IN LIFE YOU CAN EITHER OWN OR YOU CAN BE A FUCKING BITCH. YOU CANT DO BOTH. AND A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKERS HERE ALREADY MADE THEIR CHOICE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO FUCKING OWN EVEN FOR YOU NOEL BITCHASS MURPHY
BOTTOM LINE IS NOBODY SHOULD BE SCARED OF A FUCKING POTATO CHIP. ILL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH DONT GO INTO THIS SHIT ALL HALFASSED OR YOU MIGHT GET A FUCKING PIECE OF HABANERO KETTLE CHIP STABBED IN YOUR FUCKING CORNEA AND I WONT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT SHIT
