"So anyhow, here’s how I classify sports fans: there are those who think the results of games matter to humanity. They read Extreme Skins. There are those who like to be mildly familiar with the results of games so that they can make small talk on the way to the cheese platter at the charity auction. They read Wilbon. And there are those who pay attention to sports so they have something to think about in the shower, when falling asleep, while driving to work, and during other still and silent moments when a blank mind could slip into an existential puddle of “why are we here?” muck, with fantasy football draft rankings nudging aside the gathering black clouds of doubt and despair hinting that maybe, just maybe, we should be raising emu in New Jersey instead of spending another day in front of this godforsaken computer. They read blogs."
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Steinz bringing it, per the usual.
