I know you’re out there
Somewhere in Princeton, Indiana, or the surrounding territories, there is someone just dying to talk to me about the Toyota Motor Manufacturing of Indiana plant, and how they hate it, and how every time they wake up in the morning they want to set the thing on fire, burn it to the ground, dance on the ashes and scream in delight at their final, well-earned victory.
If you’re out there, dude, can you please answer one of the phones in Princeton? Because everyone picking up is incredibly positive about the plant. Likely, creepily positive. It’s as if there’s this invisible wall of people manning the phones, and they all have cheery dispositions and just cannot believe how much TMMI has positively impacted their lives and given them a Well Paying Job With Benefits and if anything they wish Toyota would do more for the community and the new visitor’s center is going to be just beautiful and so informative and what did you say your story was about again? How great we think Toyota is?! Awesome!
I need to just go down there and sit in a bar and meet some real fucking people. Until then, the Children of the Camry have me by the balls.
