Bro, so glad you decided to do this. We really need to work on those arms. First, bro, we’ll get you doing some curls. They’re not the best for strength, broseph, but well, curls for the girls, right bro? Am I right? I’m fucking right! Yeah! Second, some military press. Get your shoulders pumping, bro, get it so you really pop out of those polos this summer. Fuck yeah! Third, bro, nuclear disarmament. Look, bro, you had a rough period. Some shady fuckers got into your arms silos, stole your stash. I get it, dude. Not cool. But now that you’re kinda getting your shit together, bro, we’re gonna need to stop proliferation. A world in which minor powers have access to nukes, dude? Think of the children, my bro. I know, right? Global chaos! So harsh. So hyped you’re doing this bro. Your arms are gonna be sick, bro. Sick. 

Bro, so glad you decided to do this. We really need to work on those arms.

First, bro, we’ll get you doing some curls. They’re not the best for strength, broseph, but well, curls for the girls, right bro? Am I right? I’m fucking right! Yeah!

Second, some military press. Get your shoulders pumping, bro, get it so you really pop out of those polos this summer. Fuck yeah! 

Third, bro, nuclear disarmament. Look, bro, you had a rough period. Some shady fuckers got into your arms silos, stole your stash. I get it, dude. Not cool. But now that you’re kinda getting your shit together, bro, we’re gonna need to stop proliferation. A world in which minor powers have access to nukes, dude? Think of the children, my bro. I know, right? Global chaos! So harsh.

So hyped you’re doing this bro. Your arms are gonna be sick, bro. Sick.