Something About Beta Males
fek:
Circle one:
[Guys/Bros/Dudes] are [pussies/wussies/sissies]. They need to stop being such [pussies, etc] and start being [assholes/dicks/”men”]. But also, [gentlemen/mature/well-mannered/”guys”]. Whatever happened to [gentlemen, etc]? One time, this guy wanted to [make love to me/read to me/cook me dinner]. I told him to [jackhammer away/go fuck himself/eat shit and die] and he [cried about his mother/quoted Dave Eggers/let me “Cheetah” him] before I ended the night [feeding him tea/spooning him]. Why can’t I get a REAL [MAN/GUY/BRO/DUDE]? They never [leave/come/shut up/share their emotions] when I want them to. They always [leave/come/shut up/share their emotions] too soon. Life is complicated. There are no real men in [New York/LA]. Sometimes, I just want [a cat/cats].
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Something About Effciency
Something About Social Media
