Jimmy Carter has really calmed down
Today’s announcement that Jimmy Carter has been “titillated” by Obama’s campaign sure is a departure from Carter’s earlier recorded feelings on the 2008 field. He seems to have really calmed down since he wrote this:
You better get down on your hands and knees and kiss Jimmy Carter’s rosy-red Georgia-peach-picking ass and beg me to run your fucking country again, because there’s no way I’m ever gonna come to you fuck-knobs and politely ask you if I might please be a presidential candidate in your precious fuckin’ election. So you can just bite my cock. I’ve had it with you jerkoffs and your jerkoff candidates.
Funny thing about me: I actually fucking know shit! Not like these goombas trying to weasel their way into the White House. I practically wrote the book on collapsing bridges, inflation, and the working poor, fuck-o. I even got a degree in nuclear engineering or some shit. You know how easy I could swoop down right now like a guardian angel and solve all your fucking problems? Snap. Bam. Do it in my fucking sleep. Just fucking try me.
So you want me to run for president again? Yeah, sure, absolutely, I’ll do it. I’d be honored to do it—with my fucking dick in your mouth, you worthless scumbags.
Good to see Jimmy’s capable of putting aside his anger, righteous indignation, and Georgia-peach-picking red-ass in favor of the Obama campaign. Now that’s “change.”
