Do you ever have the sinking feeling that everyone around you knows something you don’t? Like, you’ve got a stain on your back or something, and no one has the balls to tell you?
Judging by the utter lack of people at Midway today — this is by far the calmest I’ve ever seen any airport, let alone one in a giant metropolis — something really cool must be going on in Chicago this weekend. No one wants to leave, and I didn’t get the memo why.