Dear Rich People: Please don’t leave us
Yes, we’ve heard that the widespread woes of subprime borrowers are now hurting the primest of prime borrowers. (An act of karmic justice, perhaps?) Thousands of investment bankers are losing their jobs, and year-end bonuses for many on Wall Street were disappointing. We feel your pain. But that’s no reason to stop spending. Stagnant wages haven’t stopped the rest of us from dipping into our nonexistent savings to pay for bigger TVs and smaller cell phones. When we run out of cash, we borrow against our homes. Then we max out the credit cards, and start raiding 401(k)s and penny jars. We regard living beyond our means as a patriotic duty. Maybe you should too!
[…] Just when the economy has started to take on water—and we don’t know if we’ve just sprung a leak or we’ve hit an iceberg—you are racing for the lifeboats. Please, don’t abandon us. Ski at Sugarbush instead of Gstaad. Invest in P.F. Chang’s China Bistro instead of China. It might not be as rewarding, financially or psychologically. But your country needs you now, more than ever. And after all we’ve done for you, it’s the least you can do.
