OK, so “Hoot-Smalley” is tremendous, but making that the focus of ridicule here is like pointing out a typo in Mein Kampf. LISTEN TO THE REST OF IT. Not only was Coolidge’s economic recession apparently worse than THE GREAT MOTHER FUCKING DEPRESSION, but because he handled it like a true conservative, we had the roaring 20’s, which were awesome until 1929 when what happened again I’m sorry we’re not talking about that today but here’s some more on Hoot-Smalley WHICH IS NOT THE NAME OF A THING AND NEVER HAS BEEN.

I love Michelle Bachmann. She’s the best, right?