January 2009
Police Google farmers, find marijuana field →
J. Crew Original Chukka Sperry Top-Siders →
“And they all seem to hate my grandpa, because they keep yelling Kill Whitey, and...”
– Kenneth the Page
Finally, Our Younger Brother Starts a Blog →
jamiemottram:
What’s that? It’s not Beef? It’s just some guy calling himself the third Mottram brother — the “Bad Mottram” — and starting a blog dedicated to critiquing our work? Oh, okay. Cool. Nothing strange about that at all.
I give it about three days. Remember “Your Blog Blows?” Yeah. Like I said. Three days.
Watchmen: Black Freighter and Under The Hood... →
Steelers fans in last-minute rush to make asses of... →
Flight of the Concords to play during Little 500... →
Pittsburgh schools on a two-hour delay Monday... →
TSB in Tampa: The Madden Party Diary →
South Bend Tribune reporters ordered to write... →
“Well, I come in in the morning, and I stare at my computer for an hour. Now, I’m not working. Oh, no. Just staring.”
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish →
“The wide response will be, I know,
‘I thought he died a while ago.’”
– John Updike (via paultough)
“All you ever ask for, when you are performing, is a loyal audience that grows....”
– Tony Kornheiser, whom I otherwise dislike, during his On the DL interview (via jamiemottram)
ESPN Kicks Us All While We’re Down →
The most effective ad campaign of all time? →
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Financial crisis inspires vapid, gold-digging... →
WMAQ-Ch. 5 reinventing itself, tells producers,... →
The Places We Live →
“My children’s school was canceled today, because of what, some ice?”...”
– Obama Scoffs: D.C. Needs “Flinty Chicago Toughness”
The Israeli Conflict Is Far Too Nuanced And... →
A course on Starcraft →
The Walkmen Usher In The New Year On Conan →
A brief history of Super Bowl lines →
Two Dudes And A Load Of Blow →
John Updike, Author, Dies at 76 →
First Look Video: Jon Hamm on 30 ROCK →
brandonspeters:
My Chemical Romance - Desolation...
Denial Fail →
“So, the New York Times. The Times is a junk-rated company with an op-ed page...”
– Wonkette’s Jim Newell (via cajunboy)
Recession vs. Depression
josephweisenthal:
Recession: When your neighbor loses his job.
Depression: When you shift down to virgin, rather than extra-virgin, olive oil.
“What does the contemporary self want? The camera has created a culture of...”
– William Deresiewicz
(via)
(via cajunboy)
sharebro survey →
Video: Internet dog feeder feeds your dog, via the... →
The other thought running through my head all...
Because Chicago-area bars, restaurants, house parties hosted by cute 20-something girls and radio stations played the song non-stop this weekend, Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” has completely invaded my skull. I can’t shake it. And as I have it in my head, and find myself humming it on a near-constant basis, I’ve become curious about the lyrics of the song. Frankly,...
Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You... →
Blago: I Considered Oprah for Senate Seat →
“I thought about Mandela, Dr. King and Gandhi and tried to put some perspective...”
– Rod Blagojevich doubles down on the hyperbole after realizing his Pearl Harbor analogy fell on deaf ears. (via langer)
Watchnudawn:
for tophercito. no i never lie.
dear sucka, i’m sorry i got distracted. this is why.
(what did you do saturday night…ohhh nothing, drank a six pack and played finger puppets for the interweb. no big deal)
