August 2008
I KNOW I'M LATE BUT THIS IS THE... →
July 2008
And now that I think of it, I’ve heard extreme Christians say crazier shit. At least that dude believes in dinosaurs.
There is a crazy older guy on the bus right now claiming that 30,000 years ago the “missing link” killed all the dinosaurs and is now coming for us. Or something.
People kicked him off the bus, but I kinda wanted to hear more.
JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT... →
My Least Favorite Argument →
thumbwrestlinginbaltimore:
I wish Tumblrs liked sports as much as iPhones.
Hey, I do! Probably more, actually.
Watch 'Hoop Dreams' for free online →
“In fact, their view of China’s direction, if not their vitriol, is consistent...”
– Letter from China: Angry Youth
“The maximum salary didn’t rise from $100,000 to $32 million (what Alex Rodriguez...”
– Buzz spite sneer of snark demands — The Hardball Times
Mishawaka: Awaiting Word of Hummer's Fate →
This is part three of a five-part series I wrote about manufacturing in Indiana, a series which is, mercifully, over now. This was my favorite story of the batch, because as much as I hate Hummers, discussing the issue with people in Mishawaka was enlightening.
If you have any interest in the economy or Indiana or auto manufacturing, give it a quick look.
Four NFL'ers who might survive a shark attack →
Zodiac Motherfucker is my favorite internet...
AVC: What’s your message for people who won’t dare to try them?
ZMF: MY MESSAGE IS QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND MAN THE FUCK UP. YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES IN LIFE YOU CAN EITHER OWN OR YOU CAN BE A FUCKING BITCH. YOU CANT DO BOTH. AND A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKERS HERE ALREADY MADE THEIR CHOICE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO FUCKING OWN EVEN FOR YOU NOEL BITCHASS MURPHY
BOTTOM LINE IS...
The new Conor Oberst is out.
The History of Religion in 90 seconds →
ESPN: Jordan Crawford to Xavier (18 days late) →
Coach Cowher’s Community College Students Had... →
Um, Ryan, What’s So Funny? →
Not that anyone cares
But I’m currently going through that phase where a TV show/band/whatever that I liked before it was popular is suddenly everywhere, and I’m both happy for the creators and angry that all these people are suddenly piggybacking on my passions.
This is an incredibly vapid way to be, and it soon shall pass. But for now, people, stop talking about Mad Men. I liked it first! Firsties!
New favorite blog on Tumblr: What Would Don Draper... →
(via caro)
Dudes, we get it: You think Erin Andrews is hot →
Is it still too early on Monday morning for polite outrage? Yes. But I tried anyway.
“According to this weekend’s New York Post, she wants to be a journalist....”
– Radar Online : Ashley Dupré’s Reality Show
“Does Obama not see the incongruity? It’s as if a German pol took a campaign trip...”
– And apparently they dig it.
The Audacity of Vanity - washingtonpost.com (via willbrinson, johnness)
That might be my favorite new anti-Obama argument: He’s too full of himself.
If you were Barack Obama, and you could command a crowd of 200,000 Germans before getting elected, you would love...
Funniest Exam Answers Ever →
gtmcknight:
Be sure to see the scantron one. (via The Luther)
“I think Cheney would look at the movie and say “see — this is what...”
– Dark Knight Politic
Memphis police trying to out anonymous badged... →
“Mszunefan, the Microsoft Zune fanatic who had three Zune tattoos emblazoned...”
– Zune Tattoo Guy Wants to Lose the Logo (thanks, dalas verdugo - via marco) (via kylebunch)
“Nobody would tolerate if, at the end of Meet the... →
(via kenlayne)
They grow up so fast
Matt Dollinger is a rising senior at Indiana University and a summer intern at SI. Raised in Bloomington, Ind., Dollinger, 21, has traveled as far as Japan and China, but never to New York City before this summer. We asked him to write about his long-awaited pilgrimage to Shea and Yankee stadiums. [Editor’s note to employers: This kid is good. Hire him one day]
Matt Dollinger, former...
The Caffeine Nap →
WatchBon Iver - Skinny Love
“Don’t get me wrong: I didn’t agree with the policy, and...”
– CALEB CAMPBELL GOT JERKED AROUND - With Leather
C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each... →
10 Most Amazing Ghost Towns →
That Chernobyl one is especially cool for me, because of Call of Duty 4. I had no idea the game environment was actually a replica of the real city. Creepy.
(via Kottke)
Screech Sells ‘Saved by the Bell’ Tell-all →
Freeway - Flow Monster →
Identical Twins Begot Identical Twins →
Darfur, IA Also In Pretty Bad Shape →
OF CAVIAR AND CHEMO. →
“So anyhow, here’s how I classify sports fans: there are those who think...”
– D.C. Sports Bog
Steinz bringing it, per the usual.