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May 31st

tights are not pants →

May 31st

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Ambivalence

via cajunboy: We have to remember: There is nothing wrong with women writing about themselves, their youth, their indiscretions, their habits and values and personal development. Men have been writing about this stuff for thousands of years; they call it the canon. And like their male contemporaries, a lot of this writing disappoints. When it does, there is nothing wrong with criticizing...

May 31st

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May 31st

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May 31st

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“[spam]”

– New YSB spam filter. I love it.

May 30th

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Whoa.

May 30th

Uncontacted tribe in Amazon →

May 30th

GTAS comics: Kevin Garnett sits down with Bill... →

May 30th

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“You know what would be nice? If you could make this room look less like a...”

– Iggy Pop’s tour rider (via thesmokinggun) (via sharingtime)

May 30th

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The Shutdown Corner interview with Tommie Harris →

May 30th

Anthony Lane pwns SATC

Lawnage: Mr. Big not only buys her a penthouse apartment (“I got it”), he offers to customize the space for her shoes and other fetishes. “I can build you a better closet,” he says, as if that were a binding condition of their sexual harmony: if he builds it, she will come. The creepiest aspect of this sequence was the sound that rose from the audience as he displayed the finished closet: gasps,...

May 30th

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May 29th

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tumblndice: hellofriend: beekeeperssociety: tumblndice: So the Paul dream threw me into a frenzy that’s resulted in several hours of Beatles/Paul consumption today. (I imagine it’s what it would be like for a recovering heroin addict to dream about shooting up) Anyway, after downing The Beatles first two albums, I was wondering if bands today would be able to pull off covering popular girl...

May 29th

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100 Most Valuable Sports Blogs, Most Money →

WATP at No. 11. I see very little relation to reality here, but what the fuck: We’re millionaires! Woooo! Fuck you, poor people!

May 29th

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beekeeperssociety: tumblndice: So the Paul dream threw me into a frenzy that’s resulted in several hours of Beatles/Paul consumption today. (I imagine it’s what it would be like for a recovering heroin addict to dream about shooting up) Anyway, after downing The Beatles first two albums, I was wondering if bands today would be able to pull off covering popular girl groups like the Fab 4 did so...

May 29th

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8th Coolest Helmet in History: Iowa Barnstormers,... →

May 28th

LifeLock CEO’s Identity Wasn’t So Secure After All →

May 28th

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May 28th

I'm not sure who it is, but I know it's not her

Ryan: Answer: What a girl in my office asked after I'm not gonna write you love song came on. Question: "Is this Alicia Keys?"

May 28th

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If only...

tumblndice: Last night I dreamt I met Paul McCartney, hung out with him for a while, and the entire time I was overwhelmed with a body-numbing joy. I still feel on top of the world three hours after waking up. Thanks dream Paul…. I dreamed recently that I hung out with Barack Obama, and he scolded me for wasting my life on frivolity and selfishness. A few weeks later, I’m still kinda...

May 28th

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Against Toughness →

May 28th

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May 28th

The Rotation: Draft Fever Trumps the Playoffs →

May 27th

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Weekend word association

As I continue to work on my own excessive wordiness — excessive wordiness! even that’s fucking redundant! — I attempt to sum up my weekend in as few words as possible. Off we go: Friday: Release. House party. Horse. Unhinged. Drunk. Fun. Lots. Saturday: Gross. Morning. There Will Be Blood. Chipotle. Best Buy. Vomit. Chipotle. Kanye. Absent. Sunday: O’Malley’s....

May 27th

I'm pretty proud of myself

I stayed away from Tumblr/Google Reader/Gmail/TEH INTERNET for a solid, like eight hours. I’ve found it’s easier when you’re drinking beer. And wine. And holiday atmosphere. Anyway, I’m still proud. As for the rest of Tumblr, I’m pretty disappointed. The whole “Let’s stay away from the internet” thing was a massive fail today. Shame.

May 27th

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On the whole 60 Minutes vs. Millenials fiasco

topherchris: To recap: 60 Minutes ran a piece saying that millenials (those born from 1980-1995) are lazy little pricks who put their yoga classes above work, among other things. This has caused a fervor online among individuals born, coincidentally, from 1980-1995. I shall summarize my opinion, as usual, in easy-to-digest bullet point form: If you’re a millenial and offended by the video,...

May 27th

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